This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
do herpes really smell.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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