Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
