Yo dont text me then not text me
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
