don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Do vagina's smell?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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