I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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