Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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