I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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