I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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