Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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