belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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