i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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