i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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