wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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