WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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