he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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