Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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