We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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