there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Randomize
