One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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