do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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