It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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