Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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