Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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