Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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