Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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