all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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