One girl and one boy is just not enough.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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