Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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