I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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