I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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