Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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