seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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