Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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