Swine flu. Run for my life!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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