What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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