U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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