omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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