im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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