Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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