but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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