Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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