I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Alive.
So much puke
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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