My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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