Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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