yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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