He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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