It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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