Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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