How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Randomize
