dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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