So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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